Ahoy matey today at st Bernadette island we are trying to persuade people to join our crew would you like to join or would you prefer more or different stuff if you do please leave a comment
thank you
- cutlass plank
Help Wanted
Ahoy matey!
Are you a man looking for a job or something to do?
Do you wish to build a bigger relationship with people?
Well join the Scrubadoons!
We drink rum and eat beautiful roast chicken for breakfast to get us going.
We have daily sword fight practice and daily gun shooting practice.
We have many jobs, such as, looking from the crows nest, manning the cannons and cooking the meals.
Warning …
If you do a bad job or blow up the ship Long Irish ginger will kill you. If you're not already dead and there is a monkey on our ship it might attack you. If you try to betray us we will throw you over board or have you hanged from the crows nest . But don't let this put you off.
Payment includes a bed (but beware sometimes it floods and it gets really cold at night) and 26% of any treasure that we find if you would like we can get you unlimited supply of anything (including frozen cokes). We will also provide you with weapons for battles including bombs and guns.
You will join us on our next adventure to Treasure Island.
But beware if you get lost or leave us we will leave you behind on the island!
Contact Cutlass Plank at the Long Irish Ginger hotel if you are interested.
(He will be the one sleeping at the front desk with an empty bottle of rum in his hand.)
